
Sioux Center's BEST Hotel? IHG's Hidden Gem! (Holiday Inn Express Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the swirling, often unpredictable, sometimes glorious, and occasionally slightly disappointing world of the Holiday Inn Express in Sioux Center, Iowa. Forget those sterile, corporate-approved reviews – this is the real deal. Sioux Center isn't exactly known for its vibrant nightlife, so a good hotel is crucial. And guess what? This IHG gem… well, let's just say it's complicated.
The Big Picture: Is This REALLY Sioux Center's BEST Hotel?
Look, let's be real. "Best" in Sioux Center is a relative term. It's not the Four Seasons, people. However, considering the competition (or lack thereof, frankly), the Holiday Inn Express puts up a very respectable fight. It consistently punches above its weight class. It's clean, modern, and generally a decent place to crash after a long day of… well, whatever you do in Sioux Center.
Accessibility: A+ (Mostly)
Okay, MAJOR points here. Really good for accessibility. I'm talking wheelchair-accessible everything. The elevators are smooth and spacious, the hallways are wide, and the rooms are designed to be user-friendly. HUGE props. I saw a few folks using wheelchairs and it was clear this place gets it. The parking is generous, with accessible spots practically at the door. This is a major win for anyone with mobility needs. Getting around is easy, which is huge. They've got a Car park [free of charge], and Car park [on-site] which is a big plus.
Let's Talk Digs: Room Rundown (and My Petty Gripe)
The rooms themselves are… well, they’re Holiday Inn Express rooms. Predictable, but in a good way. Clean, comfortable beds, and a decent amount of space. Air conditioning that actually works (thank the heavens!). Blackout curtains are a non-negotiable for me (I need my beauty sleep!), and they delivered. Free Wi-Fi (Hallelujah!) is available in all rooms (and it actually works pretty well). Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN – they've got all the bases covered. A Refrigerator for that leftover pizza? Yes, indeed. They offer non-smoking rooms which I love because sometimes you can smell that old lingering cigarette smell which is just nasty.
However, and this is where I get a little nitpicky… The hairdryer. Every single time. The hairdryers are always the weak link in these places. It’s like they’re designed to dry your hair for roughly 30 seconds before sputtering out. Okay, rant over. But c'mon, hotel industry, can we get a decent hairdryer situation going on?
They offer bathrobes and slippers which is nice for a feeling of being pampered, but it really depends on if you care.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound
Okay, this is where the Holiday Inn Express really shines. In these crazy times, safety is paramount, and they get it. Seriously. Professional-grade sanitizing services, Anti-viral cleaning products, and rooms sanitized between stays? Check, check, and check. I saw staff constantly wiping down surfaces. They have a sign-up sheet if you want to opt-out of room sanitization, so if you are a germaphobe, you're safe. You can see they follow all the rules. The staff seemed well-trained in safety protocols. They have a first aid kit which is always a relief. The CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property are comforting, too. Plus, they have fire extinguishers and smoke alarms – essential. Safe dining setup is a go!. The hand sanitizer is strategically placed everywhere. And, thankfully, I didn't notice a doctor or nurse on call, so I guess I shouldn't complain about the minor inconveniences I had.
Dining (or, As Close As They Can Get to Fine Dining in Sioux Center)
Let's be honest, dining in Sioux Center is… an experience. The hotel offers a breakfast [buffet], which is pretty standard. Think scrambled eggs (sometimes a little… questionable), sausage, waffles, and the usual suspects. It's free, and it fills you up. It has coffee/tea in restaurant, so you can grab what you need! There's a coffee shop, so if the "continental" isn't your thing, you can grab your Joe. I saw a bottle of water in my room, which is always a nice touch. They offer breakfast takeaway service and alternative meal arrangements. They also offer sanitized kitchen and tableware items and individually-wrapped food options which is nice for precaution, especially in this age.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
They've got a decent amount of services. Daily housekeeping (thank you, sweet angels!), a concierge (although I didn't see them use, or need them), and laundry service (which I didn't need, so I don't know how good it is) .There’s luggage storage, which is handy if you arrive early or have a late flight. Cash withdrawal is available which is nice. Dry cleaning and ironing service in case you want to look sharp! The front desk [24-hour] is awesome, and they are really nice! They have nice air conditioning in public areas and a convenience store for those late-night snack attacks.
Things To Do, Ways To Relax (In Sioux Center, Remember?)
Okay, let's be realistic here. If you're looking for a spa day, a pool with a view, or anything remotely resembling a cosmopolitan experience, you're probably in the wrong place. You won't see a Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom.
BUT, they've got a fitness center! It's small, but it has the basics. And the swimming pool [outdoor] is a decent spot to cool off. After all, they have plenty of things to do around the area for visitors. There's the poolside bar.
Business Amenities: They've Got Your Back (If You Have a Business in Sioux Center)
They have a business center, with Xerox/fax in business center. They’ve got the usual meeting/banquet facilities, meetings, and if you’re hosting a function, there's on-site event hosting. Not bad for a small-town hotel. Audio-visual equipment for special events, projector/LED display, are all available.
For the Kids (and the Young at Heart)
Family/child friendly is a definite yes. They have kids facilities! They provide a babysitting service too!
The Bottom Line: The "Hidden Gem" Verdict
So, is the Holiday Inn Express a hidden gem? Maybe not a gem, exactly. But it's a solid, reliable choice. It’s clean, efficient, and the staff is genuinely friendly. It's a safe bet, and frankly, in Sioux Center, sometimes that's all you need. It definitely deserves a higher rating than what you'd typically find.
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is… my itinerary. And let me tell you, dealing with IHG's booking system can be a soul-crushing experience. But hey, Sioux Center, Iowa, here I come! (Hopefully).
A Trip to Sioux Center: Where the Corn Grows Taller Than My Expectations (Probably)
Day 1: The Arrival & the Agonizing Attempt at Relaxation
- Morning (7:00 AM -ish): "Wake up" (read: drag myself outta bed). Coffee is ESSENTIAL. Like the air I breathe, the blood in my veins, the… okay, you get the picture. Gotta make coffee. Checks email for any last-minute booking horrors. Crossing fingers and praying the hotel actually exists. I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm being punk'd by the travel industry.
- Morning (8:00 AM-ish): The drive! Okay, it won't be far, but the drive itself is the first hurdle. I am terrified of long drives. So, buckle up. Bring my lucky stuffed animal, named "Sir Reginald Fluffington III" and hope for the best. I've got a playlist curated for this VERY occasion; it's mostly 90s sad pop and angry female artists.
- Late Morning (10:00 AM-ish): Arrive at the Holiday Inn Express & Suites Sioux Center by IHG. Breathing sigh of relief -- it's real! Check-in. Pray for a decent room, something not facing West, or right next to the ice machine of doom. Ask if they have any tips. Pretend to listen to front desk people.
- Anecdote: Last time I stayed at a Holiday Inn, the fire alarm went off at 3 AM. For no reason. I spent the next hour stumbling around the parking lot in my pajamas, muttering about the universe's twisted sense of humor. Hopefully, history won’t repeat itself.
- Afternoon(11:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Unpack, settle in. This is where it falls apart fast. Honestly, the allure of a clean room and a perfectly made bed is unparalleled. I'm gonna just… exist in a bubble of nothingness for a little while. Stare at the walls. Evaluate whether my mood is good for the trip.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch! Gotta find something. Yelp or Google Maps to find a decent restaurant. Probably a burger and fries. Because, you know, Iowa. (I'm already nostalgic for the burger I haven't eaten yet.)
- Emotional Reaction: I'm already feeling a little… off. Travel always does that to me. Excited and anxious at the same time. A weird little cocktail of anticipation and the nagging fear that I left my phone charger at home.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Explore the local area. Probably drive around. Stumbled upon a coffee shop! YES! Gotta have it now! Or, I might not, depending on the quality of the coffee, the vibe of the place, and whether I'm brave enough to talk to other humans.
Day 2: The Sioux Center Experience: Corn, Culture, and Possible Existential Dread
- Morning (7:00 AM -ish): Breakfast at the hotel. Gotta make use of that "free breakfast." Secretly judging the other guests while pretending to be charming. I'll grab some coffee, maybe a waffle. Probably will spill something on my shirt. Gotta make peace with that.
- Quirky Observation: The breakfast buffet is always the battlefield. The unspoken rules, the scramble for the best pastries, the quiet judgment of the egg eaters… it's a whole performance in itself.
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): I'm thinking… visiting a museum. Learning something about the place. If there is one. Maybe find a local park. Embrace the stillness. Or maybe look at the corn fields. I always want to know the culture but I don't know how to actually dive in.
- Midday (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Lunch. Hopefully, somewhere different from yesterday. Stumble upon a cute little cafe. Feel like a genuine local just because I ordered something that isn't a hamburger.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): A trip to a local shop. Looking for Souvenirs. If they have a bookstore. If anything. Explore the local area.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm starting to feel this travel thing. The weird excitement is finally creeping in.
- Evening (4:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Back to the hotel. Freshen up. Time for a nap? Possibly a long nap.
- Evening (6:00 PM - onwards): Dinner at a local restaurant. Trying to be brave, trying to talk to people! Maybe find a bar. Maybe get a drink. Maybe just wander around aimlessly, because honestly, sometimes that's the best part.
Day 3: The Departure & The Aftermath
- Morning (7:00 AM -ish): Breakfast. The final buffet battle. Try not to make a complete mess.
- Morning (8:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Pack. Check out of the hotel. Sigh deeply. Actually, I'm going to miss it.
- Morning (9:00 AM - onward): The drive home. Reflect on the trip. Contemplate the meaning of life in the vastness of the Iowa landscape. Wonder if I left anything important behind. Curse the booking system that tortured me or laugh about it, knowing that it's all part of the grand adventure.
- Messy Structure and Occasional Rambles: Okay, so I said I'd avoid any specific details, but if there's one thing I've learned about travel, it’s that nothing ever goes according to plan. The best trips are the ones where you just let go, embrace the chaos, and hope for the best. And maybe, just maybe, you'll find a decent burger along the way.
So there you have it, my gloriously imperfect itinerary. Wish me luck! I'll need it. And tell me, if you've been to Sioux Center, what should I avoid?
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Is the Sioux Center Holiday Inn Express *really* a 'hidden gem'? Like, seriously?
Let's talk about the breakfast. Is it the usual sad Holiday Inn Express breakfast buffet?
How's the Wi-Fi? Because, you know, gotta stay connected.
What about the rooms? Are they clean? Spacious? Like, not a dungeon?
Let's get real... what's the worst part? What's the catch?
Tell me about the staff. Are they nice? Will they judge me for my questionable breakfast burrito consumption?
Okay, you mentioned the pool. Anything else that might be considered 'dated'?
Would you stay there again? Be honest!
Anything else to know? Some insider tips?

