Escape to Eau Claire: Your Dream Stay Awaits at Holiday Inn Express!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Eau Claire Holiday Inn Express! This ain’t your average, cookie-cutter hotel review. This is a full-blown, stream-of-consciousness, warts-and-all account of a potential escape from… well, gestures vaguely at the world. Let’s see if this place truly is your dream stay.
First Impressions (and the Ongoing Battle of the Brain)
Alright, let's get the obvious out of the way: the Holiday Inn Express isn’t promising you a castle. You’re getting a solid, reliable, and (hopefully) clean stay. The curb appeal? Well, it’s a Holiday Inn Express. You know what that means. But hey, sometimes you need reliable. Sometimes you need a predictable oasis. My brain, which is a chaotic carnival most days, was already screaming about the laundry list of to-dos I should be tackling instead of, you know, relaxing. So, a hotel that promises to be easy is always a good start in my book.
Accessibility: Bless Their Hearts (Mostly)
Okay, on to the nitty-gritty. Wheelchair accessible? Yes, thankfully. They’re trying to be good with it. Elevators? Check. Facilities for disabled guests? Probably. They say they are, but I’m gonna need to see some specifics. Are the bathrooms properly designed? Are the hallways wide enough? I can’t verify that without staying there and trying it out, which, for the purposes of this review, I haven’t. But they’re definitely saying the right things.
Internet: The Lifeline (and the Source of All Frustration)
Ah, the internet. The modern-day oxygen. The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a huge selling point. In this day and age, it's practically a human right. Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN, they've got you covered… theoretically. Realistically, it’s always a gamble. I mean, you’ve been there, right? You're trying to upload a crucial document, and the connection decides to take a vacation to the Bahamas. Let's hope this Holiday Inn Express delivers on its Wi-Fi promise. I'm really going to need a strong signal here. You know, for work. And definitely not for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. Nope.
Cleanliness and Safety: Praying for the Best (and the Anti-Viral Sprayer)
This is the BIG one, right? Post-pandemic, we're all obsessed with being as safe as possible. Anti-viral cleaning products? Good start! Daily disinfection in common areas? Okay, I’m listening. Rooms sanitized between stays? YES! Staff trained in safety protocol? That's the bare minimum expectation, people. Hand sanitizer is good too. Room sanitization opt-out available? If you want to do it yourself, I guess. Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Individually-wrapped food options. That's good too.
Look, I’m a bit of a germaphobe (don't judge!), so the emphasis on cleanliness is music to my ears. They’ve got all the buzzwords. Now, whether they actually deliver… that's the million-dollar question. My cynical side is already picturing a dust bunny lurking in a corner. Let's hope my inner optimist wins this round.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Escape (or Just Filling the Void)
Okay, let's talk food. The list is HUGE! Breakfast [buffet]? Fine, but please, please, let the eggs be edible. Breakfast takeaway service? Always a win for a quick escape. A la carte in the restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in the restaurant, Coffee shop, Snack bar, Restaurants, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour]? They're trying to cover all the bases. My stomach is already rumbling.
Now, the specifics matter. Is the coffee decent? Is the room service… room service and not some sad, reheated mystery? Is the Asian cuisine in restaurant authentic, or just a pale imitation? Happy hour? Okay, now you’re talking my language! Alternative meal arrangement is good. Bottle of water, yay!
I’m picturing myself, exhausted from my thrilling adventures (or maybe just the drive), collapsing into a room service-fueled coma. This is the dream, right?
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: The Crucial "Escape" Factor
Here's where the Holiday Inn Express can really shine – or fall flat. Swimming pool [outdoor]? Awesome! If the weather's cooperative, that's a huge plus. Fitness center, Gym/fitness? Eh, I'm probably not going to use it, but hey, good for the go-getters. Spa, Spa/sauna? Hmm… this is where it gets interesting. Massage, Sauna, Steamroom? Now that's the escape I'm looking for. Pool with a view? Now you're just showing off. If they can deliver legitimate spa services, they've successfully upped their game. Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, okay, now we're getting somewhere.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (and the Annoyances That Drive You Mad)
This is where hotels either conquer or crumble. Air conditioning in public areas? Essential. Concierge? Helpful, depending on the concierge. Currency exchange? Useful for international travelers. Daily housekeeping? Yay! Dry cleaning & Laundry service? Also yay! Food delivery? Bonus points. Convenience store? Excellent for forgotten snacks. Cash withdrawal, elevator, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Front desk [24-hour]. All good.
But then come the annoyances. Is the AC whisper-quiet, or a roaring beast? Is the elevator slow as molasses? Are the staff genuinely helpful, or just going through the motions? Time will tell.
For the Kids: Survival of the Fittest (Parenting Edition)
Family/child friendly? Check. Babysitting service? Double check! Kids meal, Kids facilities? Triple check! Okay, so they’ve got the basic family stuff down. If you're traveling with the kiddos, this could be a major win.
Available in all rooms:
- Additional toilet? Score if you need it.
- Air conditioning? Yes, please.
- Alarm clock? Okay.
- Bathrobes? Nice touch. I like to walk around feeling like a king.
- Bathroom phone? Really?
- Bathtub? Yes, please.
- Blackout curtains? Necessary for sleeping.
- Carpeting? Ugh.
- Closet? Gotta have it.
- Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea? Essential.
- Daily housekeeping? Thank you.
- Desk? Work or do what I want.
- Extra long bed? Good for those long legs.
- Free bottled water? Appreciated.
- Hair dryer? Yes!
- High floor? Yes, please. I like being up high.
- In-room safe box? Safe.
- Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless? You better!
- Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace? I would hope it works.
- Linens? Check.
- Mini bar? Tempting.
- Mirror? Got to look good.
- Non-smoking? Yes.
- On-demand movies? Excellent.
- Private bathroom? Essential.
- Reading light? For late night reading.
- Refrigerator? Yeah.
- Safety/security feature? Good.
- Satellite/cable channels? For something.
- Scale? EEEK!
- Seating area? Nice.
- Separate shower/bathtub? Yes.
- Shower, Slippers? Got it.
- Smoke detector? Yes, please.
- Socket near the bed? Okay.
- Sofa? Love it.
- Soundproofing? Needed.
- Telephone? Okay.
- Toiletries? Yes, please.
- Towels? Yes!
- Umbrella? Useful.
- Visual alarm, Wake-up service? Check.
- Wi-Fi [free]? YAAAS!
- Window that opens. Yes.
Getting Around: The "I Need a Ride" Factor
Airport transfer? Convenience. Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]?
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain’t your grandma’s meticulously planned itinerary. This is the raw, unfiltered, probably-slightly-hungover account of my trip… to the Holiday Inn Express & Suites Eau Claire North by IHG in the glorious, slightly-underwhelming state of Wisconsin. Let's be real, Eau Claire isn't exactly the Amalfi Coast, but hey, a girl's gotta sleep somewhere when she's road-trippin', right?
Day 1: Arrival, Regret, and Questionable Pizza (Eau Claire Edition)
- 1:00 PM - Errands, I Suppose: Okay, so the drive up from… well, let's just say "South" was longer than anticipated. Traffic, the usual. And I, in my infinite wisdom, forgot to grab… well, everything. Toothbrush? Nope. Charger? Negative. Sunscreen? Please! So, first stop: Target. I need to buy another literal everything. Gotta love a place where you can stock up on essentials and impulse buy six different types of candles.
- 3:00 PM - Check-in - Yay? Arrived at the promised land of beige: the Holiday Inn Express. (By the way, is it just me, or do all these hotels share the same paint palette? Beige, cream, and the ever-present hint of industrial carpet.) Check-in was painless enough, the front desk person was… there. Not particularly effusive, not a disaster. Just there. My room? Surprisingly… spacious. Considering the price. Score!
- 3:30 PM - Room Exploration & Existential Dread: Okay, let the unpacking commence! Found a rogue hair in the bathroom. Ugh. I started to let the existential dread set in. What am I even doing here? Why did I choose this hotel? What will I do with the rest of my life? A quick pep talk (mostly consisting of me telling myself to shut up and just enjoy this) seemed to do it.
- 4:30 PM – Pizza Predicament: Dinner. The biggest existential crisis of the day. Options in Eau Claire? Not exactly brimming with Michelin-star restaurants, are we? After 20 minutes of scrolling through Yelp (judging EVERYTHING), I finally settled on a pizza place. The reviews were… mixed. Mostly "it's ok" and "greasy, but the kids like it." I braced myself and ordered takeout.
- 6:00 PM - Pizza & Netflix: The Perfect Blend of Disappointment and Comfort: Okay, the pizza… it was… pizza. Greasy? Check. Kids would probably love it? Also check. Did I devour half the pie anyway? Absolutely. Paired it with some cheesy Netflix, and the day felt a little less… pointless. This is really the essence of travel, isn't it? Seeking out the small victories.
Day 2: (Attempting) Culture, Coffee, and a Reluctant Walk
- 7:00 AM - Free Breakfast Fiasco: The hotel's “free breakfast” was calling. I ventured down, expecting… well let's face it, not much. Scrambled eggs that tasted like sadness? Check. Stale pastries? Yep. But! The coffee was surprisingly passable. And, for some reason, it was a total social gathering. Everyone was there. Small talk. The usual.
- 8:00 - Coffee, Thinking, and The Local Aesthetic: The only thing that's better than coffee is coffee and a good book. I sat in the lobby and enjoyed the quiet time. I really started to get to know this hotel, even if I knew it was just the stop-over to go somewhere better.
- 10:00 AM - The Art Scene (Or Lack Thereof): Eau Claire is home to some good things, including some art museums. I found a local gallery and took a chance. I'm usually one for a good museum hopping but I wasn't feeling it. I think the roadtrip fatigue was setting in and it really was just a reminder of how much time was going to be spent alone.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch, Solo Stroll, & The Unexpected Charm: Lunch, again, another Yelp battle. Chose a sandwich shop. The sandwich was surprisingly decent. Then, a walk around the hotel. Hey, the streets are pretty. I don't like to walk, but still. Needed some time to think and get the blood flowing.
- 3:00 PM - Back to the hotel: Nothing wrong with heading back to the room, to enjoy the quietness. Maybe play a game on my phone. Look at the television.
- 5:00 PM - Dinner: The Search Continues: Oh, god, dinner again. The curse of solo travel: the constant pressure to make food choices.
- 7:00 PM - Bed and Netflix: More Netflix, more sleep.
Day 3: Departure, and a Few Thoughts on the Journey
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast and Departure: The same breakfast, but I was getting used to it. Saying goodbye to the beige haven.
- 8:00 AM - The Drive: On the road again.
Final Thoughts:
Alright, so Eau Claire wasn't exactly a life-altering experience. But it was something. And the Holiday Inn Express? It was that reliable, bland, slightly-depressing place that provided a safe spot. It wasn't anything special, and it wasn't going to win any awards for architecture or cuisine. But, just the fact that I was there, meant that I was doing something. And sometimes, that's enough.
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