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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a review of … (drumroll, please) … let's call it "The Grand Splendor" Hotel. Now, I've spent more nights in hotels than I care to admit, and trust me, I've seen it all. So, let's get this messy, chaotic, and hopefully helpful review started!
First Impressions - The Good, the Bad, and the "Wait, What?"
Right off the bat, let me say, The Grand Splendor wants to impress. The lobby is…well, it's grand. Think soaring ceilings, massive chandeliers, and a kind of over-the-top elegance that borders on the slightly absurd. I half expected a flock of white doves to descend from the rafters. (Spoiler: they didn't. Disappointment level: moderate.) Check-in was surprisingly efficient, which is always a win in my book. They even had a contactless option, which, in this age of germaphobia and general anxiety, is a godsend. Bonus points!
But (and there's always a "but," isn't there?)… Getting to my room was a bit of an adventure. The elevator felt like it was powered by hamsters running on tiny wheels. And the hallways…? Let's just say the "exterior corridor" vibe gave me some serious "Shining" flashbacks. Shudders. However, the elevator worked and was accessible.
Accessibility - A Mixed Bag (Like Most Things in Life, Honestly)
Okay, let's talk accessibility. This is a big one for me, as I travel with a friend who uses a wheelchair. The Grand Splendor tries. They have facilities for disabled guests, which is promising. The elevator, as I mentioned before, did its job. And there were ramps (though, honestly, some felt steeper than the Himalayas). The car park [on-site] was easy access, and the hotel offers car park [free of charge].
However, the hallways felt a bit narrow, and some of the restaurants / lounges weren't the most accessible. They also have a meeting room. The hotel could definitely up its game in this area. Wheelchair accessible: Yes, but with some definite improvements needed. The important part is that it did work.
The Room - My Personal Fortress (Mostly)
My room was, thankfully, a haven from the somewhat chaotic energy of the hotel. Air conditioning, and was a lifesaver, especially when the sun blasted through the window that opens. I loved having blackout curtains – no more sunrises at 5 AM! The bed was heavenly, and the extra long bed was great. The bathtub was amazing, and the shower was strong. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms was a godsend. I could even make the most of the in-room laptop workspace. The hair dryer also came in handy. I’m not going to lie, the slippers were a nice touch.
But… there was a distinct lack of charging outlets. I had to hunt for a plug, and I'm a modern person! And the in-room safe box was a little… compact, shall we say? My precious jewelry felt a little cramped.
Oh, and don't even get me started on the alarm clock! It looked like it had been salvaged from the Titanic. It gave off this weird, flickering glow, which was more unsettling than soothing.
Internet - The Digital Lifeline (or, The Occasional Glitch)
Internet access – wireless worked well most of the time. The Wi-Fi [free] was generally reliable, though there were a few moments where it gave up the ghost, leaving me stranded in a digital wasteland. They also have Internet access – LAN. So I can’t complain!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - An Adventurous (and Occasionally Delicious) Journey
The Grand Splendor boasts a dizzying array of dining options. Restaurants, coffee/te in restaurant, Poolside bar. They offered everything. I was impressed by the A la carte in restaurant, the Vegetarian restaurant and the Western cuisine in restaurant, which was fantastic. The food was fresh and delicious.
I may have spent an embarrassing amount of time at the Snack bar. They had these mini-quiches that were pure, unadulterated bliss. The Happy hour was also a highlight. And the Poolside bar was perfect for a mid-afternoon cocktail.
The Breakfast [buffet] was… well, it was a buffet. Adequate. Some of the food was a little meh, but the Asian breakfast options were surprisingly good. The Coffee shop was a lifesaver for my morning caffeine fix. The Desserts in restaurant were a work of art!
Things to Do (or, Attempts at Relaxation)
The Grand Splendor clearly wants you to relax. They have a Fitness center,, Gym/fitness, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna and Swimming pool [outdoor]. The Pool with view was fantastic. The Steamroom was also a great way to unwind. I actually enjoyed the Foot bath!
I indulged in a Massage, which was pure bliss. The masseuse was an absolute miracle worker. They also offer a Body scrub, and I also had a Body wrap, which left me feeling like a new person (or at least a slightly less stressed-out version of myself).
Cleanliness and Safety - Feeling Safe (Mostly)
In these post-pandemic times, cleanliness is paramount. The Grand Splendor takes this seriously and offers a Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer and Rooms sanitized between stays. They also had Staff trained in safety protocol, which put my mind at ease.
The physical distancing of at least 1 meter was well enforced. The Daily housekeeping was meticulous, and the Daily disinfection in common areas was reassuring. The Fire extinguisher was readily available. The Security [24-hour] added another layer of safety, and the CCTV in common areas helped.
A plus, the doctor/nurse on call was nice to have.
Services and Conveniences - Making Life Easier (Sometimes)
The Grand Splendor throws a lot of services your way. The concierge was helpful and the luggage storage came in handy during my early check-in. The laundry service was a lifesaver. They also have a Dry cleaning, which was perfect the day I accidentally spilled coffee on my shirt.
They offered Cashless payment service, which is a must these days. I appreciated the availability of essential condiments to fill my small needs.
For the Kids - Family Friendly? (Probably)
I did not partake but it does have Family/child friendly, Babysitting service and Kids meal
Getting Around - Smooth Sailing (Mostly)
Airport transfer. Car park [free of charge]. Car park [on-site] was convenient. Taxi service was readily available.
In-Room Amenities - The Nitty Gritty
Okay, here's a rapid-fire rundown of the room amenities. They have Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
Final Verdict - Should You Stay?
The Grand Splendor is a mixed bag, but overall, a place I will return to. It is close to perfection, but the flaws are still there. It is by no means perfect, but it has charm.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the chaotic, glorious, occasionally-sweaty reality of a trip to OYO 1680 Hanna Residence in Indonesia. This isn’t going to be some pristine, perfectly-planned Insta-story – this is the real deal. Here we go…
Day 1: Arrival, Adrenaline & the Agony of Airport Noodles (aka, "Lost in Translation (and Luggage)"
- 7:00 AM (ish): Wake up feeling simultaneously thrilled and terrified. The airport breakfast was a disaster. Somehow manage to avoid spewing on the plane.
- 10:00 AM (local time - still adjusting): Arrive at Jakarta airport. The sheer heat hits you like a wet, tropical, welcome-to-hell-ish blanket. Immigration is a sweaty blur of forms and confused smiles. Already, my brain feels like a scrambled egg.
- 11:00 AM: Baggage claim. My checked bag, predictably, has decided to take a solo trip to… well, who knows? Panic level: Mild. Hope level: Dim.
- 11:30 AM: Finding a cab. The chaos of the Jakarta street is impressive. Negotiating with a taxi driver feels like a negotiation for my life. I'm pretty sure I overpaid, but I just want to get to my hotel.
- 12:30 PM: Arrive at OYO 1680 Hanna Residence. The lobby looks… well, it looks like it's been through a war. But the staff is friendly, which is half the battle, right? My room is…compact. But hey, it has air conditioning, and that's the most important thing right now.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch… and by lunch, I mean the questionable looking noodles with some chili sauce that I'm hoping does not kill me. Ah ha, it did not. It was not good, but it was filling.
- 2:00 PM: Time to "explore." Meaning, figuring out where to find the nearest convenience store for water, snacks, and a much-needed dose of sanity. The language barrier is real, people. Pointing and miming become my new hobbies.
- 3:00 PM: Found a store. Success! I bought a bottle of water that I am now holding like it's a precious diamond.
- 4:00 PM: Collapse on the bed. Regret my decision to wear jeans.
- 6:00 PM: Attempt to leave my room to find some food. Ended up getting lost. Found a little cafe and ended up eating a fried rice. It was too oily, but so delicious.
- 8:00 PM: I have decided to just chill. My brain is fried. Maybe tomorrow I'll go out and explore.
Day 2: Culture Shock, Chaotic Markets, and Cravings (aka, "Spice Level: Regret")
- 9:00 AM: Wake up to the sound of… everything. Roosters, motorbikes, and the general hustle and bustle of Jakarta life. I take a deep breath and remind myself: "This is an adventure!" (Even if it's an adventure I'm not sure I'm entirely prepared for.)
- 10:00 AM: Breakfast is included! The breakfast is, well, it's something. Eggs, some kind of slightly-sweet bread, and a mystery meat patty. I eat it. It’s fuel. Fuel is good.
- 11:00 AM: Brave the streets! Today's mission: a local market. The sights, smells, and sounds are overwhelming in the best possible way. I buy a ridiculously colorful scarf because how could I not?
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. I try something from a street stall. It's a spicy noodle dish. I ask for "sedikit pedas" (a little spicy). The vendor gives me a knowing smile. I take a bite. Oh dear god. My mouth is on fire. My eyes water. I am sweating. I try to maintain a stoic face for maybe a second.
- 12:01 PM: I grab a bottle of water from the nearest store. They seem to know.
- 1:00 PM: I’m walking around the market, trying to avoid looking at faces.
- 4:00 PM: After the spice explosion, my stomach is a bit unhappy. I retreat to the hotel and take a nap.
- 7:00 PM: I go to a nice restaurant. I have to. My stomach is a bit better.
- 9:00 PM: I am back in my room. I watch some TV.
Day 3: Temple Tranquility…and the Mystery of the Disappearing Soap (aka, "This is My Life Now")
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Less chaotic start, thank the heavens.
- 9:00 AM: Visit a temple. It’s beautiful, quiet, and a welcome break from the city's frenzy. I take my shoes off, and I feel a connection. The peace is needed.
- 11:00 AM: Travel to the next destination.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. It was ok.
- 2:00 PM: Return to the hotel. I notice my soap is gone. I did not take a bath? Who took my soap? Why?
- 4:00 PM: Decide to explore the hotel more. I got lost. But I did find a small pool.
- 5:00 PM: Swimming time. The water is warm and refreshing. This is the best part of the trip.
- 7:00 PM: I eat dinner at the same restaurant as yesterday. It's fine.
- 9:00 PM: I decide to watch TV and chill the rest of the day.
Day 4: (and the end of it all)
- 7:00 AM: Time to fly.
- 8:00 AM: The trip ends.
So, there you have it. A messy, real, and hopefully entertaining account of my OYO 1680 Hanna Residence adventure. It wasn’t perfect, it wasn’t always pretty, but it was mine. Would I do it again? Absolutely. Would I pack more Pepto-Bismol next time? You betcha. This is the truth, and I hope you enjoyed it.
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